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maintenance-protocol-20251004
#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""
Observation Log: Tram Platform
OS:B Background Processes - Unofficial maintenance protocol: street worker routine
"""

class PlatformMaintenanceSequence:
    def __init__(self):
        self.location = "Bebelova tram stop, Voždovac, Belgrade"
        self.timestamp = "2025-10-04T18:25:00+02:00
        self.coordinates = "44.77° N, 20.47° E"  
        self.worker_status = "Unofficial maintenance operative"
        self.equipment = "Green wheelie bin, handmade contraption, broom, vodka"
    
    def observe(self):
        return """
The old fella walked towards me along the tramlines,
big he was, properly down at heel,

pushing a green wheelie bin
on some hand-made contraption,
wheels underneath wheels.

Sticking out: a classic witch's broom.
Swinging from its handle: a litre of vodka.

He empties the rubbish bin,
then begins to sweep the platform
carefully,

stopping every few seconds
to look up.

As he approaches, he smiles broadly - 

and in perfect English says,
"Must make tidy, please..."
        """

if __name__ == "__main__":
    observation = PlatformMaintenanceSequence()
    print(observation.observe())
    print(f"\n# Logged: {observation.timestamp}")
    print(f"# Location: {observation.location}")
    print(f"# Coordinates: {observation.coordinates}")
    print(f"# Status: {observation.worker_status}")
    print(f"# Equipment: {observation.equipment}")
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